Friday, December 22

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 12)

STARRING PRINCESS LEIA HAIRSTYLE*


“Look Lukz Skywalkerz Hairstylz, I’m not blaming you.

Vybz Kartel - Hair Style

You just don’t understand hairstyle kujichagulia: we hairstyles can absorb with our hairstyles. Accept yourself, a hairstyle agent in the Star Wars Hairstyle Agency. Why would you want muscularity force or the jedi force when those or any other forces or powers can be so easily negated by your own natural absorbency? Myomimetic calisthenics and flexdowns are just fantasies, and even without muscles' absence, they'd be no match for the realities of our absorbtion."

I have no idea what P. L. Hairstyle is taliking about. Plus, even though she says she doesn't blame L.S. Hairstyle for his muscle dreams, she's being so passive aggressive and obstruse that I'm really starting to question her leadership skills. But I'm just an observer.














Z-ro - One deep
Ennio Morricone - Deep down (Main Title)
Ennio Morricone - Deep down (Christy)
Ennio Morricone - Emerald Bikini (Deep Down 4)
Ennio Morricone - The Pyrite Wink (Deep Down 5)
Ennio Morricone - Deep down (Alternate version)

"When we Star Wars Hairstyles claimed ourself-determination, we cut away all our redundancies, to effectively harness the depth of the surfaces of our hairstyles and create a great absorbency. And of course, of all Star Wars hairstyles, none is more deeply surfaced than me, Princess Leia Hairstyle! Even so, I'm not letting it make me complacent. No. We're still working to chop our hairstyles into increasingly littler and still tinier pieces and then sticking them back together to get an even deeper surface, one absorbent enough to suck up the whole internet!"

3 Comments:

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you fuggin change the comments color from black? do i gotta employ this effin poop-up device? i'm going nuts.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

got it. 'twas the codes. who knew?

10:35 PM  

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