"JACOBY! Let me make you be less afraid of the internet! I wanna be a help, but I'm so afraid too!"
Morita Doji - A carrier pigeon (get some more of her songs)
Lil Wayne ft Peanut - Renegade freestyle (Smoke Sectionings)
Lil Wayne - Addictive freestyle
"I'm afraid -- I have a good strategy for helping, but what if you DON'T GET IT? Or it's even more scary too that if I explain it, you will get it, ALL TOO WELL."
He didn't say a word he just gave me just gave me a hang loose sign. And then he said, "HANG LOOSE, HOWIE. I want to help you help me, because it helps me to help you, and thus advances both of our ultimate end: helping Michael McDonald."
You know, I really was talking down on Dr. Jacobian because he's a hippy and because his therapeutic track record of helping is L after L after L after L, but right now he really doesn't seem that bad. His hang loose hand sign may seem haphazard, but when you really watch him do it for a while, you see the precision, like he really means it. It's really a powerful gesture!
"Ok, actually this is really helpful, I'm not scared."
"Man, it's a secret Olivia Newt trick Xanadutube, ok?"
"I took a youtube of Olivia Newton John and cut out the best part, where she sings "Wherever you go, you're the loser" (see below) 9 different times with imprecise excision which gives 9 different length footages, which then I upload to Youtube, from which I can set &autoplay & &loop equal to 1 and embed onto my secret Youtube blog, on which you can observe Olivia Newt rolling around and repeating herself but in different ways. "
Ronald Raygun ft Prophesy, Skorp Meta, and Torcha - Hoodrollaz
Mean Queen & Mike Mumbles - Headbanga divas ( Klub Krank Rock Music >= Crank Dat. get more W. T. F.uckeried @ Dirty Nation)
Dr. Jacoby is puzzled but he is about to click over into my strategy. I have to stop him!
"But wait, don't look at it yet! Sooner or later, the different length loops combine sooner or later in every possible way, but not every combination matters -- the real point is much more specific and less subtle!!!"
"Attune yourself to her singing the word 'Loser'. Because as she phases through her phrase, watch where everything lines up relative to her saying 'Loser'. Now, if you wait for long enough, eventually she will be saying 'Loser' in unison across all 9 players. Pay very close attention to this moment. Record it."
"Huh? Wait, is your strategy just to make me feel like a loser? Because sorry but that doesn't seem like much help."
All this explaining is making me more scared to continue explaining, but fortunately, even though I have confused him, Jacoby's still making the loose hanging gesture, now with additional arms. I mean I don't see Jacoby with extra arms I am looking at the computer but I can feel it, it feels like I am hanging loosely and I trust that.
"I am trying to make you feel like a loser, but only very temporarily. The moment the'Loser' correlation peaks, internalize all the Olivia Newt trick to make you feel like a loser. At that time, you are a total loser, adapt yourself to that. Because for every moment when the 'Loser' correlation peaks, there are many more moments when the 'Loser' correlation troughs into maximal anti-correlation, when you are totally not a loser. You have to know how it feels to feel like a total loser to know what it is to feel like you know you're totally not a loser. It's like 9 to the 9th power steps forward, and one step back. Repeat. You are harnessing the power of loop entropy maximization, do you feel it?"
Skorp Meta and Torcha ft Mike Mumbles - Muscle up
"I feel it"
Lil Wayne ft the Hot Boys - Shine
Lil Wayne ft Akon, TI - Eternal sunshine (I got 5 on it beat)
"OK, so you're not scared anymore, right?"
"I'm not scared anymore."
"OK, great, so now tell me: Who is the bad man coming to help us help Michael McDonald?"
"WHAT? But you said you weren't scared! If you're scared, don't say you're not scared!"
"But being scared was never the reason I couldn't tell you. Yes, I was scared before, and you helped me with that, but not saying the bad man's name isn't about fear. It's about the fact that if I say his name on the internet he will sue me for a sum of $ about which I will not be able to hang so loosely."
"So how will I know who he is?"
"When he gets here, you'll know, believe me."