Thursday, April 26

I found Michael McDonald (pt 2)

Jim Jones & Akon - Look at me now
Hell Rell, 40 Cal, J.R. Writer, Juelz, Bezel - Gladiators

"Michael McDonald? Hello? Look at you! Say something! What are you doing in this assisted living facility?"

Michael McDonald doesn't ever respond to my questions, except sometimes he makes a mammal noise, e.g.,
"HRRR GLLLRRR UGhRR! huurrrrrr! uhhn."
Maybe if I make some small talk....
"So, buddy... What you been up to?
Well, I've been using the internet. Here are my new webs I am feeling right now:
  1. HOLY SHIT, Dj Phinesse is a Bmore DJ from Pburgh, and his podcasts are the funnest.
  2. DaviDaviDaviDaviDavid Banner's new DaviDaviDaviDaviDavid bangers I dl'd free from his myspace. (via Stilllistener)
  3. Tomby's blog. Tomby is hegemonizing the quantization business.
  4. Mutant-sounds posts up out music ~10 rabbitchers/day The best ones are the Juke/19 posts & the one with the awesome loveseat picture (via Nate Saving).
  5. The Book of Lists is a highly tasteful rap mp3 & jpg-embedment blog. April was Screw month, and also I endorse the hook on this Richie Rich track.
  6. I stilllisten to Dipset Music
    1. Jim Jones, Junior Reid, Max B, Mel Matrix - What a gwaan
      Jim Jones forays into plastic reggae. Except not really because it's a so much less spaceage polymer if undoped by the wobble-bass. And yet he redeems himself by bringing Junior Reid. But whoa is he interpolating Kokomo??
    2. Juelz, Weezy, Lil Jah - Favorite things
      This version sits somewhere in a pantheon between Julie Andrews' & Coltrane's.

    3. Oh, & I saw Cam'ron on 60 minutes on OnSmash (pt1, pt2), and Anderson Cooper journalistically proved Cam's inexorable influence on bloggers, children, attorneys general, and police:
      1. Using giffordomimetically-compressed rhymes & monochromatic asceticism discipline, Cam'ron invented a secret Prisoner's Dilemma cheat code
      2. You will quickly learn if you play the Prisoner's Dilemma on this webpage, you win the most by defecting, betraying, snitching, but then so does your opponent, the other prisoner (computer)
      3. Everybody loses! Rational, self-interested play results in each prisoner being worse off than if they had stayed silent. That is, UNLESS the computers compute Cam'ron mpfrees, giffords, & flash videos on the internet, in which case you become superrational.
      4. The causal irresistability of Cam'ron's superrationality cheat code goes backward through history, thus explaining why Sicilian computers practice omertà, and why George McFly threatens to kill Neo

"... So that's what I've been up to... What about you, Mike? Seen any cool webpages lately?"
"HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh.HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh.""

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Blogger T.B.O.L. said...

you are the game genie of these internets.

good looks on the lookin outs.

10:38 PM  

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