Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 23)

Aaliyah - Young nation

"Ah would you look at that blonde Chewbacca lock? I can't help feeling that the self-determination of Stare Wars Hairstyles is about to change irreversibly."



"Hey, I feel like this blonde Chewbacca lock is nucleating us into a tesselated crystal lattice complex dustbunny dustbunny Voltron Voltron Voltron meta-hairstyle coalescent coalition....

Aaliyah - Young nation


Aaliyah - Young nation
"...In other words, we are assembling to form Michael McDonald's beard."



Not that it mattered, because the hairstyles were already inexorably agglomerating into Michael McDonald's beard. But Luke Skywalker Hairstyle temporarily had issues with assimilating himself into McBeard, which he resolved just in the knick of time: "I don't know if Michael McDonald's beard is what hairstyle kujichagulia is really supposed to be all about...
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Aaliyah - Young nation
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Oh well, at least I can say this:
Michael McDonald's beard >> Star Wars"
THE END


HOLY SHIT I FOUND MICHAEL MCDONALD! I WAS WORRYING! BUT WAIT!

WHY IS MICHAEL MCDONALD IN AN ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY?