Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 21)
"Ok, sorry for the wait, hairstyles...................
But now I've got it and now I'm going to show you my CHEWBACCA powerpoint. Wait where is the projector? Didn't before we have a projector?"
DeBarge - I like it
Han Solo Hairstyle can already feel the message of Princess Leia's Hairstyle's powerpoint resonating through his hairstyle, even though she can't project it yet.
But then Han Solo Hairstyle started to question his resonance:
"BUT WAIT:
Should'nt my hairs not already be vibrating in sympathy with a powerpoint presentation which has yet not been projected? Oughtn't I wait until I know the contents of the presentation before I consign my hairs into a cosinusoidal consanguinous cosignature?"
Monoton - Vibration
Ultramag - Vibrato
(Oh shit, and now you consanguinate your personal hypertexts with those of the great Steinski,
who is sharing his 16-yr long answering machine project (pts 1 & 2 so far (ALSO: for the version-number-conscious: blogging about particapatory voice message experiments spanning 70's , 80's, and 90's, I propose we call that web 16.161616161 (at least so precise!))) also you must ask him if you may privilege yourself with his recent mixes. (c/o wayne)).
The implications of his premature pre-powerpoint resonations became clearer and more troubling:
"Because if I am already vibing her now what does it say about me, that my hairs'll tremble along to whatever she presents, before she even presents it, just because it's her presenting? What kind of hairstyle kujichagulia is that?"
But then Han Hair became less perturbed as it oscillated into a comfortable basin of rationalization: "Actually, I am only fluttering my hairs already as a testament to her great leadership. In fact, I have almost no doubt that I can attribute this response onto her secret pre-Microsoft pre-powerpoint pre-projectory pre-presence, which just further proves the great Princess Leia Hairstyle leadership, doesn't it? Of course!"
Yes. I will believe that."
The Walker Bros - Make it easy on yourself
Dionne Warwick- Make it easy on yourself
But now I've got it and now I'm going to show you my CHEWBACCA powerpoint. Wait where is the projector? Didn't before we have a projector?"
DeBarge - I like it
Han Solo Hairstyle can already feel the message of Princess Leia's Hairstyle's powerpoint resonating through his hairstyle, even though she can't project it yet.
But then Han Solo Hairstyle started to question his resonance:
"BUT WAIT:Should'nt my hairs not already be vibrating in sympathy with a powerpoint presentation which has yet not been projected? Oughtn't I wait until I know the contents of the presentation before I consign my hairs into a cosinusoidal consanguinous cosignature?"
Monoton - Vibration
Ultramag - Vibrato
(Oh shit, and now you consanguinate your personal hypertexts with those of the great Steinski,
who is sharing his 16-yr long answering machine project (pts 1 & 2 so far (ALSO: for the version-number-conscious: blogging about particapatory voice message experiments spanning 70's , 80's, and 90's, I propose we call that web 16.161616161 (at least so precise!))) also you must ask him if you may privilege yourself with his recent mixes. (c/o wayne)).
The implications of his premature pre-powerpoint resonations became clearer and more troubling:
"Because if I am already vibing her now what does it say about me, that my hairs'll tremble along to whatever she presents, before she even presents it, just because it's her presenting? What kind of hairstyle kujichagulia is that?"
But then Han Hair became less perturbed as it oscillated into a comfortable basin of rationalization: "Actually, I am only fluttering my hairs already as a testament to her great leadership. In fact, I have almost no doubt that I can attribute this response onto her secret pre-Microsoft pre-powerpoint pre-projectory pre-presence, which just further proves the great Princess Leia Hairstyle leadership, doesn't it? Of course!"
Yes. I will believe that."
The Walker Bros - Make it easy on yourself
Dionne Warwick- Make it easy on yourself
Labels: critical incapacity, internet; hairstyles; ciritical incapacity, powerpoint
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