I found Michael McDonald (pt 9)

Peedi Crakk - Aka Peedi Peedi
Peedi Crakk - Push it faster
Peedi Crakk - It ain't my fault
"It's not my fault!"


"Why should Michael McDonald care what it says in my blogs? Michael McDonald reads blogs? Michael McDonald reads my blog?"
"Is it really so surprising?"
"Yes! He was on my blog for a while, and then for a while he wasn't, "

"Yes, and you say things about Michael McDonald ." Jacoby continued, "Can you resist reading about yourself if it's on the internet?"
"Of course not, but.."
"Well, can you resist the internet's influence to color your self-image?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Welllll then. How can you say it's not your fault? You wrote that Michael McDonald sings like a wookie, so now he thinks he's a wookie. It's your fault. It's your influence's fault. You should be banned from the internet, unless you be more careful what you say."
"But I'm innocent, because I vacated my influence."
"Convenient. But I don't understand. Your influence is your influence. Who said you could say byebye to your influence?"



No noise reduction - Echo dogs
Lil Boosie, Webbie, Foxx, Big Head - Adios
"Well, it's like when Nixon says 'When the president does it, that means it's not illegal', or when Bush 43 says 'When America does it, it's not torture' -- I say: when I say it on my blog, it's not an influence. For anybody, and especially not Grammy-winners like Michael McDonald or Method Man. This is why I'm not influence: I blog about what is happening to me at the time, and that includes the mpfrees I am listening to and the giffords I am looking at. I know that some people like to read the internet, but I'm not one of these self-styled mpfree pundits, who think they can fabricate taste by licking each others tongues in an echo chamber, the internet. What's more, I certainly never meant to influence Michael McDonald to think he was a wookie, even though his voice does kind of sound like one."

Michael McDonald responded:
"rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh"
"Well, Jacoby, at least we can agree that neither of us are helping Michael McDonald not be a wookie right now. What do we do next? "
"Well, I think I know of one man powerful enough to help us. But I must warn you, he tends to work, though, sort of on the dark side, if you will. Will you go to the dark side for Michael McDonald?"
"Of course! But who is it, Dick Cheney?"
"Ha, no. Worse. Much worse."
"??"

I found Michael McDonald (pt 2)

Jim Jones & Akon - Look at me now
Hell Rell, 40 Cal, J.R. Writer, Juelz, Bezel - Gladiators

"Michael McDonald? Hello? Look at you! Say something! What are you doing in this assisted living facility?"

Michael McDonald doesn't ever respond to my questions, except sometimes he makes a mammal noise, e.g.,

"HRRR GLLLRRR UGhRR! huurrrrrr! uhhn."
Maybe if I make some small talk....
"So, buddy... What you been up to?
...
Well, I've been using the internet. Here are my new webs I am feeling right now:

1. HOLY SHIT, Dj Phinesse is a Bmore DJ from Pburgh, and his podcasts are the funnest.
   
2. DaviDaviDaviDaviDavid Banner's new DaviDaviDaviDaviDavid bangers I dl'd free from his myspace. (via Stilllistener)
   
3. Tomby's blog. Tomby is hegemonizing the quantization business.
   
4. Mutant-sounds posts up out music ~10 rabbitchers/day The best ones are the Juke/19 posts & the one with the awesome loveseat picture (via Nate Saving).
   
5. The Book of Lists is a highly tasteful rap mp3 & jpg-embedment blog. April was Screw month, and also I endorse the hook on this Richie Rich track.
   
6. I stilllisten to Dipset Music
1. Jim Jones, Junior Reid, Max B, Mel Matrix - What a gwaan
   Jim Jones forays into plastic reggae. Except not really because it's a so much less spaceage polymer if undoped by the wobble-bass. And yet he redeems himself by bringing Junior Reid. But whoa is he interpolating Kokomo??
   
2. Juelz, Weezy, Lil Jah - Favorite things
   This version sits somewhere in a pantheon between Julie Andrews' & Coltrane's.
   





3. Oh, & I saw Cam'ron on 60 minutes on OnSmash (pt1, pt2), and Anderson Cooper journalistically proved Cam's inexorable influence on bloggers, children, attorneys general, and police:
   
1. Using giffordomimetically-compressed rhymes & monochromatic asceticism discipline, Cam'ron invented a secret Prisoner's Dilemma cheat code
2. You will quickly learn if you play the Prisoner's Dilemma on this webpage, you win the most by defecting, betraying, snitching, but then so does your opponent, the other prisoner (computer)
   
3. Everybody loses! Rational, self-interested play results in each prisoner being worse off than if they had stayed silent. That is, UNLESS the computers compute Cam'ron mpfrees, giffords, & flash videos on the internet, in which case you become superrational.
   
4. The causal irresistability of Cam'ron's superrationality cheat code goes backward through history, thus explaining why Sicilian computers practice omertà, and why George McFly threatens to kill Neo
   

"... So that's what I've been up to... What about you, Mike? Seen any cool webpages lately?"
"HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh.HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh.""