Friday, April 15

Welcome Secret Service Agents

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I have to share something with you: I'm really insecure about my lack of blog traffic. BUT, I think that by posting the image above, I may be able to get the Secret Service to pay me a visit! Wouldn't that be neat?!? I bet hella people would visit my site then!

Isn't it great that our govt is so assiduously pursuing the real threats to our freedoms: Those pesky seditious artists & activist judges?

Real wars abroad are so boring! Plus it's so far away! Fake wars at home, however -- that's excitement baby!

But here is my favorite example of ficticious postage stamps:



And here are some pleasant songs for the Secret Service folks to jam to on their stop:
Gino & Elvira's theme - Giorgio Moroder
Cycle - My Bloody Valentine

6 Comments:

Anonymous Dr Patch said...

...too fast for me....help

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Zartan said...

I remember back in like whatever when this guy had a website called "exploding heads" or something. This was when the innernet was still pretty fresh, and the technology of animated GIFs was pretty much blowing peoples' minds. So he had various still-shots of celebreties where, accross the span of like 5 frames, you would see the artist's digital interpretation of said celebrity's head exploding. He had one of Bob Dole, and the SS Agents (did I just say "SS"?) were on top of him like flies on Fanta. Anyway, today's blog entry totally reminds me of that. don't get kilt by the SS people. BTW, I already tried finding that old exploding heads site. couldn't but in the process of searching, I was reminded of the paralyzing breadth of the innernet. If I don't restrict my innernet usage to purchases, google maps, email and programming references, then my head, too, explodes. ha ha. huh. oh god..

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i feel that!

4:28 PM  
Blogger 893 said...

" couldn't but in the process of searching, I was reminded of the paralyzing breadth of the innernet. If I don't restrict my innernet usage to purchases, google maps, email and programming references, then my head, too, explodes. ha ha. huh. oh god.."

Zartan: I feel you. But I enjoy exploding my head. Hence this blog! Take a deep breath, drink some herbal tea, do a couple downward facing dawgs if you must -- just bookmark this here site, and I will help you be OK with internets. That exploding head site sounds dope, maybe we can still find it!

"..too fast for me....help"
Dr patch: What else is new, doggie?

7:07 PM  
Anonymous zartan said...

Ironically, I just had some herbal tea, so fuck you for being wry.

7:22 PM  
Blogger 893 said...

Gawrsh Zartan, what's a matter with you? Did Tomax & Xamot pee on your teabag? ;-P

7:32 PM  

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