Tuesday, May 17

Dipset Detox with Michael McDonald at Epcot Center (pt 3)

Ugh... So after the excruciatingly wierd Disney Imagineers party, I'm supposed to go crash in my room. Hopefully tomorrow, Mike will start whatever it is his strategy for rehabing me is. But between severe intoxication, transinterinternet tavel and Dipset withdrawal symptoms, I find sleep pretty hard to come by. So I turn on the internet.

And it becomes clear once again that the internet is conspiring against my recovery:

Cam'ron ft Kanye - Down & Out (video)

AWESOME! The part where he says
"Sippin sake on a suzuki we in Osaka Bay"
And in the video, when he says that, they're on motorcycles! GENIUS!

But it all came crashing down when I looked to my left and saw Michael McDonald scowling in disappointment at me relapsing already.

And to make matters worse, I had unconsciously been doing that awesome hokey-pokey-esque dance from the end of the "Hey Ma" video

Holy fuck I'm ashamed!

IMPORTANT: Some incredibly awesome obscure Prince mpfrees are available for download now, but will leave the internet on WEDS NIGHT! You don't have much time! FWD this url to all your friends if you actually like them. Also, the incredible story of Prince's Productivity Enhancement Strategies is also on the internet, but it's fixin to be around for longer, so no rush on that one!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dips just don't stop. I feel for you. It's kind of comforting to know that someone else has the same unnerving Dipset addiction. You deserve a lot of credit though for the job you do with this site. At least you're turning your affliction into something positive [and highly entertaining]. I don't have an enjoyable website to share, so forgive the anonymity of this. I just had to make my appreciation known. My name is Mya; hopefully that makes this seem a tad more personal.

9:02 PM  
Blogger 893 said...

Hi Mya! Thank you for your sympathetic words. With the help of readers like you, and also the help of Michael McDonald, perhaps I will one day conquer this terrible affliction.

2:05 AM  

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