Dipset Detox with Michael McDonald at Epcot Center (pt 32)

My efforts to distract Michael McDonald from inventing new Google cheat codes to utilize against Epcot's imagineers have worked. But they have worked all too well.

I told Michael McDonald to check out Michael Bell-Smith's
remix of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" in which he synced them into one file, so you can watch all 5 installments of Kells' song cycle simultaneously. He seems to be trapped in watching the trapped in the closet movie in which all 5 chapters have been trapped into one movie.
"Mike! Hey check this out, Mike!! New Juelz y Jim track!
Juelz et Jim et Bezzle - Shootouts
" Juelz & Jim on some Run DMC line-trading shits:
'Juelz: Fuckin wit us, yr lives are at risk, kill niggas, throw parties and high-five to the shit...
Jim:Boots & jeans when we come in the court, now how that look?
Juelz: Coupes that's mean out front of the court
Jim: Until we took, live xtreme, drop a hundred on floss
Juelz: Till we book
Jim; Up the stream, that's for runnin to snort
Juelz: Cuz we hooked
Jim: this ain't a dream, just is one of my thoughts
Juelz: Go buy the book...nigga. AY!'"
But despite those awesome lyrics, Michael McDonald doesnt' even notice. He's heavy on R. Kelly.

Lemme try again: "OK, Mike, what if I told you there was one mp3 where you could listen to Ghostface & Cam'ron rhyming over an MF Doom beat? No it's not a real collabo but rather a MF Doom Special blend. But still what would you say? What would you say if I said it was a blend of the vocals from 2 of the MCs greatest tracks? Then what would you say?"
Ghostface, Cam'ron - Mighty Healthy/ That's me. (Blended by MF Doom)
"You would probably say 'I need to buy a 500 GB iPod, and then I need to take this mpfree and fill my enormous iPod with redundant copies of the soundfile, to make sure I never lose it!'"
But really Mike didn't say anything. He seems to not give a fuck.
"OK OK OK OK OK Mike.... Uh... Ok. How about a song by Brian Wilson with 4 parts? It's from the Smile sessions. Each of the 4 parts is about an element: Earth, Air, Water, and Fire. What then, Mike?"
Beach Boys - Elements
Then nothing, it appears. He is just stuck on R. Kelly!

Mike's enthusiasm for Bell-Smith's R. Kelly piece is beginning to disgust me.
"Hey! Holy shit! Holy shit! WoOoOoOW! This video is hot! And the songs! I'm totally revamping my theory of the ARRRUH. I used to think he some of his tracks were shitty. Like the single Thoia Thoing b/w Snake I used to think sucked. Even the remix with Cam on it."
R. Kelly ft Cam'ron - Thoia Thoing
"But now, for fuck's sake I just wanna move my body like a snake."

"Mike, that's no snake!"
Well, like a snake or no, Mike is making a scene that's for sure. He's dancing so crazy he knocked my last post (pt 31) into the memory hole. SHIT! Well, here's that Vybz track I posted last time, anyway:
Vybz Kartel - Gun Session
(And totally for real for a second: I totally do NOT endorse anybody trying to learn how to say "Bud ah bye Bud ah bye Bud ah bye Bud ah bye Burneminemineminem" like Vybz, because I started my girlfriend on that and now she is saying it all the time and it makes my knees melt with adoration. But if YOU say it I will be annoyed.)
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Will you at least read this good R. Kelly article? "