Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 22)

"O I still don't have a projector. O please patiently wait for my powerpoint. SSSSSSSSSSSIKE! I will now project projections onto y'all."

The Killing Joke - Psssyche

Now after that first little bit of grabassery, now Princess Leia Hairstyle's seriously orating. She rolls up her sleeves (figuratively: she and the other hairstyles are armless, torsoless, headless -- disembodied) to reveal the most muscular hairstyle rhetoric ever delivered on blogspot.

Duke da God ft Juelz, JR Writer, & Hell Rell - More than music

Princess Leia Hairstyle's Mortal Kombat Plugins for Power Point Bestiality bestialize
Chewbacca. Chewbacca regenerates hairs, all blonde. "Chewbacca hairstyle sheds his body like snakeskin sheds a snake, for example, and then a dragon vaporizes the snake with a fire,"

Ove-Naxx - Doragon attack rmx 2003 (Jason Forrest remix)




"I am bestially m0rtal k0mbat cheating secret powerpoint cheats, but I think my point is clear:
POWER IS THE POINT"
Basil Kirchin - War march of the priests



" We form like Voltron, and blonde Chewbacca locks happen to be the torso. So raise your hand if you're sure, are you a young nation?"

Aaliyah ft R Kelly - Young Nation

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 21)

"Ok, sorry for the wait, hairstyles...................

But now I've got it and now I'm going to show you my CHEWBACCA powerpoint. Wait where is the projector? Didn't before we have a projector?"

DeBarge - I like it
Han Solo Hairstyle can already feel the message of Princess Leia's Hairstyle's powerpoint resonating through his hairstyle, even though she can't project it yet.


But then Han Solo Hairstyle started to question his resonance:
"BUT WAIT:
Should'nt my hairs not already be vibrating in sympathy with a powerpoint presentation which has yet not been projected? Oughtn't I wait until I know the contents of the presentation before I consign my hairs into a cosinusoidal consanguinous cosignature?"

Monoton - Vibration
Ultramag - Vibrato

(Oh shit, and now you consanguinate your personal hypertexts with those of the great Steinski,
who is sharing his 16-yr long answering machine project (pts 1 & 2 so far (ALSO: for the version-number-conscious: blogging about particapatory voice message experiments spanning 70's , 80's, and 90's, I propose we call that web 16.161616161 (at least so precise!))) also you must ask him if you may privilege yourself with his recent mixes. (c/o wayne)).




The implications of his premature pre-powerpoint resonations became clearer and more troubling:
"Because if I am already vibing her now what does it say about me, that my hairs'll tremble along to whatever she presents, before she even presents it, just because it's her presenting? What kind of hairstyle kujichagulia is that?"



But then Han Hair became less perturbed as it oscillated into a comfortable basin of rationalization: "Actually, I am only fluttering my hairs already as a testament to her great leadership. In fact, I have almost no doubt that I can attribute this response onto her secret pre-Microsoft pre-powerpoint pre-projectory pre-presence, which just further proves the great Princess Leia Hairstyle leadership, doesn't it? Of course!"




Yes. I will believe that."

The Walker Bros - Make it easy on yourself
Dionne Warwick- Make it easy on yourself

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 19)

Ciara - Promise (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)
Ciara ft R Kelly - Promise (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)
Young Jeezy ft R Kelly - Go getta (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)


Princess Leia Hairstyle promised:
"I PROMISE that I will make you understand why we need to go get Chewbacca for our ultimate Hairstyle Kujichagulia.



(I promise that you also ought to channel the Claire Chanel triple-slow-screw Promise)
Cam'ron - Dead the funeral


I also promise that I will deaden your doubts about whether

• CHEWBACCA is bald
• I can find CHEWBACCA in spite of he's bald
• I can regrow all his hairs.

I promise. Lemme just show you this powerpoint presentation real quick. If I can just figure out how to get powerpoint to talk to this projector. Umm. Just a minute. Uhh. Is it on? I think it's on. I think I have to change the settings on the computer. Ah, there it goes. SHIT. There it doesn't go. SHIT. I PROMISE, this is such a good powerpoint... AH is that it? SHIT. NO. Do I have to change the setting? Does anybody know how to change the setting? Or what setting I need to change? Does anybody? "