I found Michael McDonald (zero point one four)

You were worried about Cam'ron.
Cam'ron - Hot mess


Well, I'm worried about helping Armen Boladian's lawyer's help Armen Boladian! He says he'll help Michael McDonald, but will he really?



I remember first learning about Armen Boladian in a wayneandwax blogspostulation about George Clinton and Hank Shocklee.

Armen Boladian ran Westbound Records, which released George Clinton's Funkadelic records. Later he stole ownership of the Funkadelic masters from Clinton, and used his lawyers to enforce his fake ownership in >700 lawsuits, thereby killing sampling. Armen Boladian used his lawyers to kill hiphop! He even used his lawyers to sue Warren G for having a George Clinton feature CUUUURTIS-esquely extended end-of-track greasytalk against Armen Boladian:

Warren G ft George Clinton, Mista Grimm - Speed Dreamin

I can see why Dr. Jacoby says Armen Boladian is eviller than Darth Cheney!



Maybe this means he is not trustworthy? Maybe I shouldn't trust him to help me help Michael McDonald if I help his lawyers help him? ALSO: help his lawyers help him do what exactly? Does he want to kill hiphop even deader?

"All right, enough of that," Armen Boladian is reading my blog before I publish the posts! UH OH! " I hereby use my lawyers to externalize all your rhetorical questions, unpleasantly, and I also retroactively disentitle you to internal monologues on this blog, and, pursuant to which, you now owe me:"




"WHA!?! Armen Boladian, I can't scrape up that kind of capital! You are scaring my computer. I made some scary computer screenshots in a gifford:"


"I already know, your computer is scary. Well, if you can't pay in financial capital, then I'll use my lawyers to redeem the value in social capital. OR, creative capital."

"What the hell does that mean."

I found Michael McDonald (pt 9)

Peedi Crakk - Aka Peedi Peedi
Peedi Crakk - Push it faster
Peedi Crakk - It ain't my fault
"It's not my fault!"


"Why should Michael McDonald care what it says in my blogs? Michael McDonald reads blogs? Michael McDonald reads my blog?"
"Is it really so surprising?"
"Yes! He was on my blog for a while, and then for a while he wasn't, "

"Yes, and you say things about Michael McDonald ." Jacoby continued, "Can you resist reading about yourself if it's on the internet?"
"Of course not, but.."
"Well, can you resist the internet's influence to color your self-image?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Welllll then. How can you say it's not your fault? You wrote that Michael McDonald sings like a wookie, so now he thinks he's a wookie. It's your fault. It's your influence's fault. You should be banned from the internet, unless you be more careful what you say."
"But I'm innocent, because I vacated my influence."
"Convenient. But I don't understand. Your influence is your influence. Who said you could say byebye to your influence?"



No noise reduction - Echo dogs
Lil Boosie, Webbie, Foxx, Big Head - Adios
"Well, it's like when Nixon says 'When the president does it, that means it's not illegal', or when Bush 43 says 'When America does it, it's not torture' -- I say: when I say it on my blog, it's not an influence. For anybody, and especially not Grammy-winners like Michael McDonald or Method Man. This is why I'm not influence: I blog about what is happening to me at the time, and that includes the mpfrees I am listening to and the giffords I am looking at. I know that some people like to read the internet, but I'm not one of these self-styled mpfree pundits, who think they can fabricate taste by licking each others tongues in an echo chamber, the internet. What's more, I certainly never meant to influence Michael McDonald to think he was a wookie, even though his voice does kind of sound like one."

Michael McDonald responded:
"rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh"
"Well, Jacoby, at least we can agree that neither of us are helping Michael McDonald not be a wookie right now. What do we do next? "
"Well, I think I know of one man powerful enough to help us. But I must warn you, he tends to work, though, sort of on the dark side, if you will. Will you go to the dark side for Michael McDonald?"
"Of course! But who is it, Dick Cheney?"
"Ha, no. Worse. Much worse."
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