I found Michael McDonald (web zero point to the fifteenth power)
Lil Mama ft T-pain - Shorty
Armen Boladian said: "Say what you will, but
Ladies love Armenmenpower ,
girls adore Boladyladypowerianism,
I mean even the ones who never saw Arrrrrmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmen, like
so what will you say to my lawyers? Will you sign on and enlist with me? If you don't, I will not help Michael McDonald, and also you now owe 
me:"
"You better don't play against me, I'm Armen Boladian -- the bullets or nukes couldn't kill Big, I use my lawyers to dead Life After Death.! I have power, I use my lawyers I can learn your email address!
"Me? Enlist with YOU? Me, embrace Boladiesladianadianism? No, I can't see that. Matter fact, you know what else: Fuck you you mean fucker you, using your lawyers to erect a usemonopolyploidy around milliseconds of George Clinton or Ohio Players soundfiles (to which you stole), you oughtta burgle the whole song on some karaoke burglarly hamburgle burgertime:
Beanie Sigel - Judgment Day ft Sabbath in the Raps
Ghostface ft Johnny 'Guitar' Watson - Supa GFK (and whose interviewhose are hotter?)
Why do you want to kill hiphop again? And why now, now when hiphop is under assault from all those movements that empower up off that inexhaustible fuel you all already know what I'm talking about? Dear god man, don't sign me don't collaborate with me don't you use your lawyers to make me help you do that. Please."
XTC- Beat the bible
XTC - We kill the beast
Uh. Not really. Actually I didn't speak to truth to Armenpower to the power of Bowlegg'd Boladianladypower. I got mind control over the aforemenmenARMENtioned. I was thinking that but was too scared to say because
"Is that what you think? I know what you thinkI use my lawyers to read your blogs as you compose the posts. You think that I use my lawyers to kill hiphop? Amazing! You couldn't be more wrong about me! I'm not killing hiphop, I'm helping hiphop! I'm the hero of hip hop:
can plausibly claim credit. I use my lawyers to constrain away the stagnation. I have or will litigated against each of the above-bulleted parties."
"What the fuck? But all those artists' activities, none of it is hiphop, it's all extracurricular outside hustles. Building a brand. Building muscle mass. That's not hiphop at all."
"Right!
It's not hiphop. Which is exactly why it is hiphop."
Say what you will about the tenets of Armen Boladianadianism -- at least it's an ethos.
"Right, so will you sign with me? I will use my lawyers and I can hurt you."
Armen Boladian said: "Say what you will, but
Ladies love Armenmenpower ,
girls adore Boladyladypowerianism,
I mean even the ones who never saw Arrrrrmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmenmen, like
so what will you say to my lawyers? Will you sign on and enlist with me? If you don't, I will not help Michael McDonald, and also you now owe me:" "You better don't play against me, I'm Armen Boladian -- the bullets or nukes couldn't kill Big, I use my lawyers to dead Life After Death.! I have power, I use my lawyers I can learn your email address!
"Me? Enlist with YOU? Me, embrace Boladiesladianadianism? No, I can't see that. Matter fact, you know what else: Fuck you you mean fucker you, using your lawyers to erect a usemonopolyploidy around milliseconds of George Clinton or Ohio Players soundfiles (to which you stole), you oughtta burgle the whole song on some karaoke burglarly hamburgle burgertime:
Beanie Sigel - Judgment Day ft Sabbath in the Raps
Ghostface ft Johnny 'Guitar' Watson - Supa GFK (and whose interviewhose are hotter?)
Why do you want to kill hiphop again? And why now, now when hiphop is under assault from all those movements that empower up off that inexhaustible fuel you all already know what I'm talking about? Dear god man, don't sign me don't collaborate with me don't you use your lawyers to make me help you do that. Please."
XTC- Beat the bible
XTC - We kill the beast
Uh. Not really. Actually I didn't speak to truth to Armenpower to the power of Bowlegg'd Boladianladypower. I got mind control over the aforemenmenARMENtioned. I was thinking that but was too scared to say because
- Armen Boladian knows your email address
- I owe him $ and Michael McDonald really needs the help, which is important, I mean look what is happening with him now:
"Is that what you think? I know what you think
I use my lawyers to read your blogs as you compose the posts. You think that I use my lawyers to kill hiphop? Amazing! You couldn't be more wrong about me! I'm not killing hiphop, I'm helping hiphop! I'm the hero of hip hop:- Snoop will have the realest realty and he is intubating with the autotube
- Jay punishes Cristal by confabulating a fake high end brand of Pagne and now it's real (if by real you mean mentioned frequently on Beans and Free's Philadelphia Rap Renaissance 2007 (release Peedi's shit and you got yourself a Renaissance Fair, sir))
- Dr Dre has never been more muscular, macho, butch, BALCO, CUUUURTIS
- Flavor Flav Hollywood Cheat Codes
- Shocklee has moved into soundtracks and dubstep
can plausibly claim credit. I use my lawyers to constrain away the stagnation. I have or will litigated against each of the above-bulleted parties.""What the fuck? But all those artists' activities, none of it is hiphop, it's all extracurricular outside hustles. Building a brand. Building muscle mass. That's not hiphop at all."
"Right!
It's not hiphop. Which is exactly why it is hiphop."
Say what you will about the tenets of Armen Boladianadianism -- at least it's an ethos.
"Right, so will you sign with me? I will use my lawyers and I can hurt you."
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