I found Michael McDonald (pt 4)

"Why is the swimming room full of smoke?"
R. Kelly - Leave your name (R. Kelly secret vocal-codes (T-pain=good influence))
R. Kelly ft Swizz Beatz - The Champ (I endorse the drums)

"The smoke is for air flow visualization," answered Dr. Jacoby, "Let's just say that in this assisted living facility, we wanna know to where and from where the air is going. Really, we need to know where."
Dr. Jacoby had led me to the swimming room, where I expected he & I to have a serious talk about Michael McDonald, vis a vis what help strategy Dr. Jacoby was using, and with what (i.e., for what) Michael McDonald was getting help.

Instead, he started guilt-tripping about how I shouldn't still listen to Cam'ron music. Cam'ron doesn't let other Dipset be on shirts. Cam'ron is a bad influence on children, Abu Gonzales, Andy Cooper.... Cam'ron has an assymetric face.
Cam'ron recurrently raps about dispensing his germline upon women (e.g., "/four minutes they gon lick my kids"). For every time such a distasteful poetic device has crossed my iPod, ever, Dr. Jacoby, in protest, threatened to enter an human oocyte into his ear and exit it from his mouth.

And then he delivered on that threat for a long time.
"That is not a human oocyte, Jacoby. Way too big."
Obviously, right? Still Jacoby was ovipostulating eggs pretend-eggs through his head. Ear to mouth, ear to mouth. Later, he started pulling the eggs out of his eye sockets, but I don't dare gifford that. Gross!
Aaliyah - At your best (you are love) (Soooo good in the ATL soundtrack (but did New New really go from TI -> Turtle? (is this not the full spectrum of dudes' quality?)))
Monoton - Soundtrack

While Dr. Jacoby was doing that, I will swim laps in the pool, smoke or no. As a youth, I was hella good at butterfly. I hope after I get this workout that we will talk about Michael McDonald.

I found Michael McDonald (pt 3)

UGK ft Big Daddy Kane, Kool G Rap - Next up
Von S üdenfeld - The Young The Faceless And The Codes (= Mark E Smith + Mouse of Mars)
Scott Walker - Face in the crowd

I don't know what to do next. It used to come so easy, but now I can't decode Michael McDonald's facial expressions! And his vocalizations?
"Hharrrrrrrrrrrn,
Hurrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrr.
Aaaaaarrrrrrr
rrrrrrgggn."

See? Does he think he some type of animal? Forget about it. We've had communication difficulties before, he & I, like when R. Kelly headbutted him into a human screwtape, or when he was vocalizing aggressive laser chirp drifting panda skull sequences. Eventually Michael McDonald resolved those issues but this is just taking too long. It's been like what, a week now? A week & a half? TWO WEEKS!?!?!?! At what point do I just give up? IT"S KILLING ME.

Doris Norton - Bit killed hertz (get more here; recognize DORIS NORTON)


"Aloha."
"Dr. Jacoby?!?!"
"That's me."
"...Are you helping Michael McDonald with his problem?"
"Indeed. "
"What is his problem?"
He gave me an uncomfortable look, which I think is the look that means you should feel guilty but are too oblivious.
"Um... why don't you come with me into this other room..."