Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 23)

Aaliyah - Young nation

"Ah would you look at that blonde Chewbacca lock? I can't help feeling that the self-determination of Stare Wars Hairstyles is about to change irreversibly."



"Hey, I feel like this blonde Chewbacca lock is nucleating us into a tesselated crystal lattice complex dustbunny dustbunny Voltron Voltron Voltron meta-hairstyle coalescent coalition....

Aaliyah - Young nation


Aaliyah - Young nation
"...In other words, we are assembling to form Michael McDonald's beard."



Not that it mattered, because the hairstyles were already inexorably agglomerating into Michael McDonald's beard. But Luke Skywalker Hairstyle temporarily had issues with assimilating himself into McBeard, which he resolved just in the knick of time: "I don't know if Michael McDonald's beard is what hairstyle kujichagulia is really supposed to be all about...
...
...
Aaliyah - Young nation
...
Oh well, at least I can say this:
Michael McDonald's beard >> Star Wars"
THE END


HOLY SHIT I FOUND MICHAEL MCDONALD! I WAS WORRYING! BUT WAIT!

WHY IS MICHAEL MCDONALD IN AN ASSISTED LIVING FACILITY?

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 22)

"O I still don't have a projector. O please patiently wait for my powerpoint. SSSSSSSSSSSIKE! I will now project projections onto y'all."

The Killing Joke - Psssyche

Now after that first little bit of grabassery, now Princess Leia Hairstyle's seriously orating. She rolls up her sleeves (figuratively: she and the other hairstyles are armless, torsoless, headless -- disembodied) to reveal the most muscular hairstyle rhetoric ever delivered on blogspot.

Duke da God ft Juelz, JR Writer, & Hell Rell - More than music

Princess Leia Hairstyle's Mortal Kombat Plugins for Power Point Bestiality bestialize
Chewbacca. Chewbacca regenerates hairs, all blonde. "Chewbacca hairstyle sheds his body like snakeskin sheds a snake, for example, and then a dragon vaporizes the snake with a fire,"

Ove-Naxx - Doragon attack rmx 2003 (Jason Forrest remix)




"I am bestially m0rtal k0mbat cheating secret powerpoint cheats, but I think my point is clear:
POWER IS THE POINT"
Basil Kirchin - War march of the priests



" We form like Voltron, and blonde Chewbacca locks happen to be the torso. So raise your hand if you're sure, are you a young nation?"

Aaliyah ft R Kelly - Young Nation

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 20)

As Princess Leia Hairstyle is struggling with the settings to display her powerpoint presentation on how and why to find CHEWBACCA and restore his hair, she is thinking about powerpoint. And so we should think about it also.

Queen - Blurred Vision

Let's just say Princess Leia Hairstyle's vision of CHEWBACCA power point has highly dimensional vision.

You all know in Powerpoint the drop down menu "Slide Show", and all your eyes have immediately verged onto the sideways-directed arrowhead that opens into the "Animation Schemes" submenu.

Queen - The Invisible Man (12" mix)

Well. Let's just say that where you look and see the mere sideways triangle, just a vertical line which horizontally narrows to a point, and then from which spouts the submenu, the Princess Leia Hairstyle powerpoint can invoke all the dimensions privvied upon by computers, caryatids, chrysanthemums, and coprophagists, of which there are many many;

JME - So Amazing Tropical
JME - Subbuteo
Monolake - Axis

but because if then you could suck deep into the dimensional axes like Princess Leia Hairstyles' deeply surfaced hairstyles, you would pull out an amazing proliferation of new shapes all of which give rise to unimaginable "Animation Scheme" submenus, and sub sub menus, and continuing it's sub sub sub.... and then the subs combine and interlock and become supersub, and so subbed that it's like a subwoofer but even more like a sub-wolfer, not wolf like the pack, but wolf like you are wolfing it down, and you are wolfing it at an unbecomingly rapid pace. Except it's not you and you are not wolfing, but it is usefully similar: it's Princess Leia Hairstyle, and she's doing highly dimensional animation schemes on power point.



But how does she color the slide backgrounds? That's important! Can you say gradients?

Let's just say her powerpoint look up table is not just any look up table value. Let's just say it's like: Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up up up. Up. Up. Up. No. Up. No, higher. Up. Up. Up up. Up up. Up. Look. Up. Up . UP.
Did you lookup the gradient? You can look it up!

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 19)

Ciara - Promise (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)
Ciara ft R Kelly - Promise (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)
Young Jeezy ft R Kelly - Go getta (screwed & chopped by DJ Michael Watts)


Princess Leia Hairstyle promised:
"I PROMISE that I will make you understand why we need to go get Chewbacca for our ultimate Hairstyle Kujichagulia.



(I promise that you also ought to channel the Claire Chanel triple-slow-screw Promise)
Cam'ron - Dead the funeral


I also promise that I will deaden your doubts about whether

• CHEWBACCA is bald
• I can find CHEWBACCA in spite of he's bald
• I can regrow all his hairs.

I promise. Lemme just show you this powerpoint presentation real quick. If I can just figure out how to get powerpoint to talk to this projector. Umm. Just a minute. Uhh. Is it on? I think it's on. I think I have to change the settings on the computer. Ah, there it goes. SHIT. There it doesn't go. SHIT. I PROMISE, this is such a good powerpoint... AH is that it? SHIT. NO. Do I have to change the setting? Does anybody know how to change the setting? Or what setting I need to change? Does anybody? "

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 18)

Cam'ron ft Hell Rell - I'm the shit
Willie Joe ft Bloodraw, B.O.B., and Mims - Get em got em remix
334 Mobb - Scarecrow

"Hold up. I'm not understanding this shit. We're trying to get CHEWBACCA so we can show his fur the hairstyle kujichagulia. But you think he's bald now, kind of a reverse-Scarecrow? So we first have to regenerate his hair back so we can then liberate it off his body & head?"

Even though the Wookie had been his co-pilot, any specific kinship Han Solo Hairstyle felt for CHEWBACCA had been went away ever since Han Solo Hairstyle et al had underwent decorporation and decapitation. Now mind you, it's not that he had forgotten his friendship with CHEWBACCA, actually quite the contrary, actually Han Solo Hairstyles' densely ramified surfaces were amply deep enough for Han Solo Hairstyle to have many meaningful perspectives on he & CHEWBACCA'S time together in the cockpit. But he really didn't care and he was over that, but he was asking questions because he was confused and thought he should speak up to Princess Leia Hairstyle before somebody's hair got hurt by the internet.


Mac Dre - The Pain
Kyrgyz folk music - Отрывок из эпоса Манас
Kyrgyz folk music - Успокоение (Кыл-кыяк)
(I got this Kyrgyz light at skafunkrastapunk, and also a big chunk of the multifarious Mac Dre discog is available for you to yad'd'd'd'd'd'd'ddd'd'd'd''"d'd'daddadownload here)


"I mean, hasn't your worshipfull hairstyleness already demonstrated the powerful suckiness of your hairstyle with your facial surrogate digpog-face thought experiment?
Yes a wookie has a lot of hair, but is it worth us taking the ultimate risk? Don't we suck powerfully enough already? "

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 17)

Cam'ron - P.S.K. 'What Does It Mean' ? freestyle (c/o TSS)
Cam'ron - Freestyle (another old school beat but I don't recognize, but I do recognize the Michael J. adlib, speaking of whom:

"CHEWBACCA coulda been changed up his hairstyle by now! He could be blonde or bald! I won't recognize a bald-faced CHEWBACCA"
(ALSO: speaking of blondenesse, PLEASE recognize the palpability of the power of the following mix, a preview of the preview to the soundtrack of Ball Deep Intl's forthcoming film, "Blondes in the jungle" :
Donna Juana - Blondes in the jungle mix (1st draught)
((FIESTA. FOREVER. Get it? (Now you get it.)))


"It's been like forever! CHEWBACCA could've evolved a whole new look!" Luke Skywalker Hairstyle continued to fret.

Ennio Morricone - Eternity

"Yeah," chided Lando Calrissian Hairstyle, "It's been almost 20 years! So much could've happened since then. WHUHT EVAR! Such a looong time, like on the evolutionary timescale! ;-P By this time his evolution could've evolved into all types of new pigmentations and body-plans! HA! I bet he's evolved winged feet by now! LOL. He could've evolved into a fungus by now! I bet he's spreading out all types of hyphae growth!!"
(ALSO: speaking of hyphae hyphy hyphie growth, you should've been knowing I forever ago should've been had told you about how the Thizzlamic Emirates posted up Wolfpack Music Vols. 1 & 2 a while back. The Pack are some immensely gifted & talented young men (esp. Young L on the beats). You need to get both mixtapes in their entire, but I'll prompt you to with a couple of my favorites:
The Pack - 2 fly (Audaciously austere)
The Pack - Show you the world (Audaciously Alladin-sampling?!?!!?!?)


SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! YEAH RIGHT CHEWBACCA EVOLUTION!!! MORE LIKE EV_LOL_LUTION!!! HA!
For real, I bet he looks pretty much like he used to."

"Well, but what if he doesn't?!? How will we recognize CHEWBACCA if he's changed?"



"Hairstyle Luke. I know. I know CHEWBACCA has lost a lot of his hair. I know it seems like a hairless CHEWBACCA may look radically different. But here in the surfaces of my deep hairstyle trust me I have a secret cheat code secret. We'll get it done."

"Princess Leia Hairstyle, I'm only just starting to believe that hairstyle kujichagulia is the liberating and empowering hairstyle condition that it is. But if you're telling me you can find CHEWBACCA in spite of whatever new look he might have - even patterned baldness. AND regenerate his hair if he is bald.... I'll tell you: THAT IS VERY HARD TO BELIEVE.

Dillinger - Hard Believing Thomas




You better explain your CHEWBACCA detection and hair-restoration strategy to me."

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 16)

"Leia Princess Hairstyle, you know what? I'm not scared to embrace my hairstyle kujichagulia anymore. No more imaginary calisthenics with non-existent muscles. I understand that though we hairstyles don't have the muscular force, we are powerful yet and still. Our deep surface tensions absorb with a powerful suckiness. We don't push, we pull."

Movado - Mi nuh scare
Trae - Push it (S.L.A.B.-ED)



"This is great! I understand it now!



"I understand that being a decapitated, decorporated headless hairstyle gives me abundant capillary action, so I can just take!"

Ennio Morricone - Scusi,Facciamo l'Amore?(Take me Now)


"Ok kid, that's great, real smart. But don't start celebrating yet!" cautioned Han Solo Hairstyle.

Roll Deep - Celebrate
JME - JME's IQ

(u should also validate your own aptitude with this Roll Deep & Ruff Sqwad barefile (recorded on Xmas!?! (GRIND^ING _GRINDING)))

Killa Kyleon - Walk it out (screwed)

"Han's right. " confirmed Princess Leia Hairstyle, the leader. "You've just taken your first step into a larger world. Don't get ahead of yourself."

"But" stammered Luke Hairstyle.

"Also," the Princess Hair continued, "When you say 'capillary', don't pronounce it all-American with the stress on the 1st syllable like 'Kappa-Larry'. Say it more like an Englishperson, with the stress on the 2nd syllable, like 'Cap Peelery'. That's just a better sound."

"Ok. But I was going to ask you about the search for CHEWBACCA. Because we haven't seen him in so long, I bet he's changed his hairstyle or gone bald by now. I'm trying to imagine what bald CHEWBACCA looks like but I can't imagine it. How's that going for you?"

"Like I said, take it slow Young Hairstyle. I'm taking my face(s) right now. we'll talk about this later."