Monday, January 15

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 17)

Cam'ron - P.S.K. 'What Does It Mean' ? freestyle (c/o TSS)
Cam'ron - Freestyle (another old school beat but I don't recognize, but I do recognize the Michael J. adlib, speaking of whom:

"CHEWBACCA coulda been changed up his hairstyle by now! He could be blonde or bald! I won't recognize a bald-faced CHEWBACCA"
(ALSO: speaking of blondenesse, PLEASE recognize the palpability of the power of the following mix, a preview of the preview to the soundtrack of Ball Deep Intl's forthcoming film, "Blondes in the jungle" :
Donna Juana - Blondes in the jungle mix (1st draught)
((FIESTA. FOREVER. Get it? (Now you get it.)))


"It's been like forever! CHEWBACCA could've evolved a whole new look!" Luke Skywalker Hairstyle continued to fret.

Ennio Morricone - Eternity

"Yeah," chided Lando Calrissian Hairstyle, "It's been almost 20 years! So much could've happened since then. WHUHT EVAR! Such a looong time, like on the evolutionary timescale! ;-P By this time his evolution could've evolved into all types of new pigmentations and body-plans! HA! I bet he's evolved winged feet by now! LOL. He could've evolved into a fungus by now! I bet he's spreading out all types of hyphae growth!!"
(ALSO: speaking of hyphae hyphy hyphie growth, you should've been knowing I forever ago should've been had told you about how the Thizzlamic Emirates posted up Wolfpack Music Vols. 1 & 2 a while back. The Pack are some immensely gifted & talented young men (esp. Young L on the beats). You need to get both mixtapes in their entire, but I'll prompt you to with a couple of my favorites:
The Pack - 2 fly (Audaciously austere)
The Pack - Show you the world (Audaciously Alladin-sampling?!?!!?!?)


SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! YEAH RIGHT CHEWBACCA EVOLUTION!!! MORE LIKE EV_LOL_LUTION!!! HA!
For real, I bet he looks pretty much like he used to."

"Well, but what if he doesn't?!? How will we recognize CHEWBACCA if he's changed?"



"Hairstyle Luke. I know. I know CHEWBACCA has lost a lot of his hair. I know it seems like a hairless CHEWBACCA may look radically different. But here in the surfaces of my deep hairstyle trust me I have a secret cheat code secret. We'll get it done."

"Princess Leia Hairstyle, I'm only just starting to believe that hairstyle kujichagulia is the liberating and empowering hairstyle condition that it is. But if you're telling me you can find CHEWBACCA in spite of whatever new look he might have - even patterned baldness. AND regenerate his hair if he is bald.... I'll tell you: THAT IS VERY HARD TO BELIEVE.

Dillinger - Hard Believing Thomas




You better explain your CHEWBACCA detection and hair-restoration strategy to me."

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