Dipset Detox with Michael McDonald at Epcot Center (pt 27)

"GUESS WHO"S BACK!?!?"
"Michael McDonald ! you can speak again! I'm so relieved!"
"Yeah no shit. GUESS WHO'S BACK!?!?"
Young Jeezy - Guess who's back
"GUESS WHO'S BACK?!?!"
"Mike, I don't know. I'm just glad you can talk again..."
"GUESS WHO'S BACK: another flying Panda Skull, bitch! AY! HAHA!"
"Mike, what the hell are you talking about?"
"All those crazy noises you thought I was making involuntarily before? I was really vocalizing a a secret cheat Google internet Flying Panda Skull threat display-chant.( DEEEEAAAAAYYUUUUUMMM!)"
"WHA!?!?"
"THAAAAT's RIIIGHT! Check it out:"

Holy shit! It's true! This whole time Michael McDonald was using his voice to adorn my blogspot with Seceret Google panda skulls animated cheats! Here I thought all those non-phonemic noises he was making in the last post were some kind of pathological symptom!
"Mike! Why!?"

"I put those animated panda skulls onto your internet to intimidate Epcot's imagineers. They gotta know that when I creep that it's Rat-a-tat-tat dat ass."
Unknown artist - When I creep
Dick Kent - Rat a tat tat, America
(the former came from TJSDJS, the latter from a smorgasbord of songpoems from WFMU's blog)
Damn.

Damn. Michael McDonald, what has happened to you? Your anger is making you crazy.

(ALSO: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A STRIAGHTUP MENACE DON"T WATCH ME WATCH TV JUELZ IS STILL COMING FOR EVERYONE"S SPOT THIS INCLUDES YOU)

I found Michael McDonald (pt 3)

UGK ft Big Daddy Kane, Kool G Rap - Next up
Von S üdenfeld - The Young The Faceless And The Codes (= Mark E Smith + Mouse of Mars)
Scott Walker - Face in the crowd

I don't know what to do next. It used to come so easy, but now I can't decode Michael McDonald's facial expressions! And his vocalizations?
"Hharrrrrrrrrrrn,
Hurrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrr.
Aaaaaarrrrrrr
rrrrrrgggn."

See? Does he think he some type of animal? Forget about it. We've had communication difficulties before, he & I, like when R. Kelly headbutted him into a human screwtape, or when he was vocalizing aggressive laser chirp drifting panda skull sequences. Eventually Michael McDonald resolved those issues but this is just taking too long. It's been like what, a week now? A week & a half? TWO WEEKS!?!?!?! At what point do I just give up? IT"S KILLING ME.

Doris Norton - Bit killed hertz (get more here; recognize DORIS NORTON)


"Aloha."
"Dr. Jacoby?!?!"
"That's me."
"...Are you helping Michael McDonald with his problem?"
"Indeed. "
"What is his problem?"
He gave me an uncomfortable look, which I think is the look that means you should feel guilty but are too oblivious.
"Um... why don't you come with me into this other room..."