I found Michael McDonald (zero point one four)

You were worried about Cam'ron.
Cam'ron - Hot mess


Well, I'm worried about helping Armen Boladian's lawyer's help Armen Boladian! He says he'll help Michael McDonald, but will he really?



I remember first learning about Armen Boladian in a wayneandwax blogspostulation about George Clinton and Hank Shocklee.

Armen Boladian ran Westbound Records, which released George Clinton's Funkadelic records. Later he stole ownership of the Funkadelic masters from Clinton, and used his lawyers to enforce his fake ownership in >700 lawsuits, thereby killing sampling. Armen Boladian used his lawyers to kill hiphop! He even used his lawyers to sue Warren G for having a George Clinton feature CUUUURTIS-esquely extended end-of-track greasytalk against Armen Boladian:

Warren G ft George Clinton, Mista Grimm - Speed Dreamin

I can see why Dr. Jacoby says Armen Boladian is eviller than Darth Cheney!



Maybe this means he is not trustworthy? Maybe I shouldn't trust him to help me help Michael McDonald if I help his lawyers help him? ALSO: help his lawyers help him do what exactly? Does he want to kill hiphop even deader?

"All right, enough of that," Armen Boladian is reading my blog before I publish the posts! UH OH! " I hereby use my lawyers to externalize all your rhetorical questions, unpleasantly, and I also retroactively disentitle you to internal monologues on this blog, and, pursuant to which, you now owe me:"




"WHA!?! Armen Boladian, I can't scrape up that kind of capital! You are scaring my computer. I made some scary computer screenshots in a gifford:"


"I already know, your computer is scary. Well, if you can't pay in financial capital, then I'll use my lawyers to redeem the value in social capital. OR, creative capital."

"What the hell does that mean."

I found Michael McDonald (pt 4)

"Why is the swimming room full of smoke?"
R. Kelly - Leave your name (R. Kelly secret vocal-codes (T-pain=good influence))
R. Kelly ft Swizz Beatz - The Champ (I endorse the drums)

"The smoke is for air flow visualization," answered Dr. Jacoby, "Let's just say that in this assisted living facility, we wanna know to where and from where the air is going. Really, we need to know where."
Dr. Jacoby had led me to the swimming room, where I expected he & I to have a serious talk about Michael McDonald, vis a vis what help strategy Dr. Jacoby was using, and with what (i.e., for what) Michael McDonald was getting help.

Instead, he started guilt-tripping about how I shouldn't still listen to Cam'ron music. Cam'ron doesn't let other Dipset be on shirts. Cam'ron is a bad influence on children, Abu Gonzales, Andy Cooper.... Cam'ron has an assymetric face.
Cam'ron recurrently raps about dispensing his germline upon women (e.g., "/four minutes they gon lick my kids"). For every time such a distasteful poetic device has crossed my iPod, ever, Dr. Jacoby, in protest, threatened to enter an human oocyte into his ear and exit it from his mouth.

And then he delivered on that threat for a long time.
"That is not a human oocyte, Jacoby. Way too big."
Obviously, right? Still Jacoby was ovipostulating eggs pretend-eggs through his head. Ear to mouth, ear to mouth. Later, he started pulling the eggs out of his eye sockets, but I don't dare gifford that. Gross!
Aaliyah - At your best (you are love) (Soooo good in the ATL soundtrack (but did New New really go from TI -> Turtle? (is this not the full spectrum of dudes' quality?)))
Monoton - Soundtrack

While Dr. Jacoby was doing that, I will swim laps in the pool, smoke or no. As a youth, I was hella good at butterfly. I hope after I get this workout that we will talk about Michael McDonald.