I found Michael McDonald (pt 9)

Peedi Crakk - Aka Peedi Peedi
Peedi Crakk - Push it faster
Peedi Crakk - It ain't my fault
"It's not my fault!"


"Why should Michael McDonald care what it says in my blogs? Michael McDonald reads blogs? Michael McDonald reads my blog?"
"Is it really so surprising?"
"Yes! He was on my blog for a while, and then for a while he wasn't, "

"Yes, and you say things about Michael McDonald ." Jacoby continued, "Can you resist reading about yourself if it's on the internet?"
"Of course not, but.."
"Well, can you resist the internet's influence to color your self-image?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Welllll then. How can you say it's not your fault? You wrote that Michael McDonald sings like a wookie, so now he thinks he's a wookie. It's your fault. It's your influence's fault. You should be banned from the internet, unless you be more careful what you say."
"But I'm innocent, because I vacated my influence."
"Convenient. But I don't understand. Your influence is your influence. Who said you could say byebye to your influence?"



No noise reduction - Echo dogs
Lil Boosie, Webbie, Foxx, Big Head - Adios
"Well, it's like when Nixon says 'When the president does it, that means it's not illegal', or when Bush 43 says 'When America does it, it's not torture' -- I say: when I say it on my blog, it's not an influence. For anybody, and especially not Grammy-winners like Michael McDonald or Method Man. This is why I'm not influence: I blog about what is happening to me at the time, and that includes the mpfrees I am listening to and the giffords I am looking at. I know that some people like to read the internet, but I'm not one of these self-styled mpfree pundits, who think they can fabricate taste by licking each others tongues in an echo chamber, the internet. What's more, I certainly never meant to influence Michael McDonald to think he was a wookie, even though his voice does kind of sound like one."

Michael McDonald responded:
"rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh"
"Well, Jacoby, at least we can agree that neither of us are helping Michael McDonald not be a wookie right now. What do we do next? "
"Well, I think I know of one man powerful enough to help us. But I must warn you, he tends to work, though, sort of on the dark side, if you will. Will you go to the dark side for Michael McDonald?"
"Of course! But who is it, Dick Cheney?"
"Ha, no. Worse. Much worse."
"??"

I found Michael McDonald (pt 4)

"Why is the swimming room full of smoke?"
R. Kelly - Leave your name (R. Kelly secret vocal-codes (T-pain=good influence))
R. Kelly ft Swizz Beatz - The Champ (I endorse the drums)

"The smoke is for air flow visualization," answered Dr. Jacoby, "Let's just say that in this assisted living facility, we wanna know to where and from where the air is going. Really, we need to know where."
Dr. Jacoby had led me to the swimming room, where I expected he & I to have a serious talk about Michael McDonald, vis a vis what help strategy Dr. Jacoby was using, and with what (i.e., for what) Michael McDonald was getting help.

Instead, he started guilt-tripping about how I shouldn't still listen to Cam'ron music. Cam'ron doesn't let other Dipset be on shirts. Cam'ron is a bad influence on children, Abu Gonzales, Andy Cooper.... Cam'ron has an assymetric face.
Cam'ron recurrently raps about dispensing his germline upon women (e.g., "/four minutes they gon lick my kids"). For every time such a distasteful poetic device has crossed my iPod, ever, Dr. Jacoby, in protest, threatened to enter an human oocyte into his ear and exit it from his mouth.

And then he delivered on that threat for a long time.
"That is not a human oocyte, Jacoby. Way too big."
Obviously, right? Still Jacoby was ovipostulating eggs pretend-eggs through his head. Ear to mouth, ear to mouth. Later, he started pulling the eggs out of his eye sockets, but I don't dare gifford that. Gross!
Aaliyah - At your best (you are love) (Soooo good in the ATL soundtrack (but did New New really go from TI -> Turtle? (is this not the full spectrum of dudes' quality?)))
Monoton - Soundtrack

While Dr. Jacoby was doing that, I will swim laps in the pool, smoke or no. As a youth, I was hella good at butterfly. I hope after I get this workout that we will talk about Michael McDonald.

I found Michael McDonald (pt 7)

R Kelly, T-pain, TI - I'm a flirt (Screwed & chopped up not slopped up by OG Ron C (people, the next F Action is #50: 5 discs!(I predict these'll be the 5-way tie for #1 of '007 (watch))))
Lil Wayne - Love me or hate me ("I'm like an ultra vulture I fuck around and catapault ya. Torture.")
Freeky Zekey ft Lil Wayne & Jha Jha - Beat w/o bass
"Dr. Jacoby you are such an oviposeur. You're only pretending to direct your fraudulent embryogeneses against me, pretending to channel the oocytes into your head, ear, mouth, and face.
"I see Michael McDonald in here. He's been here the whole time. All your oopoiesis poses are for him. I know, ok. But why?"
I didn't say that yet, I'm still swimming. But that's what I will say when I get out of the pool, I'm ready but the smoking room is so full of water.


(Also, while I'm on the subject of Weezy F say-the babys plea bargains, I am also begging the question: "When did he enter the next level?" (I don't know, I am still trying to figure it out myself. The answer has evaded me -- I keep listening to his anteceding & anteceding material (working backwards), and it keeps being powerful. Even uberknowledgeknowledgist Noz is dodging this question, so what chance do I have really?) So you are our only hope. The Smoking Section have (heroically) done the legwork for you. So when you solve Wayne please let me know. Also please reverse engineer WFB's psychopharmacapoeira. & then please forward formulate the formulae for me, but using natural internet, juices, & berries. Thx.)

You haven't seen me recently, so along the immediate right side gifford, here comes my face.

"It's true, I don't care that you still listen to Cam'ron musics. Really if I was managing Dipset Detox for you, I'd just keep feeding you& feeding you& feeding you. No, it's true, I am trying to make you lose face w/ Michael McDonald. I wonder if it worked. Let's see. Mike?"

"Aaaa guhaaaa aaaaa uhaa aar rrrrnnn uhnnnn nnn uhnhh. Aaaa aaaaarrrrr rrrrrrrr rrnnnn nn nnhhhh, aaaa aaaaa aaaa aaa uh aaa uh-aaaaaa aaaaRRRRRR HHH."

"...Shit it didn't work. You are influential, and your influence is more robust than I expected."

" ME?"

I found Michael McDonald (pt 2)

Jim Jones & Akon - Look at me now
Hell Rell, 40 Cal, J.R. Writer, Juelz, Bezel - Gladiators

"Michael McDonald? Hello? Look at you! Say something! What are you doing in this assisted living facility?"

Michael McDonald doesn't ever respond to my questions, except sometimes he makes a mammal noise, e.g.,

"HRRR GLLLRRR UGhRR! huurrrrrr! uhhn."
Maybe if I make some small talk....
"So, buddy... What you been up to?
...
Well, I've been using the internet. Here are my new webs I am feeling right now:

1. HOLY SHIT, Dj Phinesse is a Bmore DJ from Pburgh, and his podcasts are the funnest.
   
2. DaviDaviDaviDaviDavid Banner's new DaviDaviDaviDaviDavid bangers I dl'd free from his myspace. (via Stilllistener)
   
3. Tomby's blog. Tomby is hegemonizing the quantization business.
   
4. Mutant-sounds posts up out music ~10 rabbitchers/day The best ones are the Juke/19 posts & the one with the awesome loveseat picture (via Nate Saving).
   
5. The Book of Lists is a highly tasteful rap mp3 & jpg-embedment blog. April was Screw month, and also I endorse the hook on this Richie Rich track.
   
6. I stilllisten to Dipset Music
1. Jim Jones, Junior Reid, Max B, Mel Matrix - What a gwaan
   Jim Jones forays into plastic reggae. Except not really because it's a so much less spaceage polymer if undoped by the wobble-bass. And yet he redeems himself by bringing Junior Reid. But whoa is he interpolating Kokomo??
   
2. Juelz, Weezy, Lil Jah - Favorite things
   This version sits somewhere in a pantheon between Julie Andrews' & Coltrane's.
   





3. Oh, & I saw Cam'ron on 60 minutes on OnSmash (pt1, pt2), and Anderson Cooper journalistically proved Cam's inexorable influence on bloggers, children, attorneys general, and police:
   
1. Using giffordomimetically-compressed rhymes & monochromatic asceticism discipline, Cam'ron invented a secret Prisoner's Dilemma cheat code
2. You will quickly learn if you play the Prisoner's Dilemma on this webpage, you win the most by defecting, betraying, snitching, but then so does your opponent, the other prisoner (computer)
   
3. Everybody loses! Rational, self-interested play results in each prisoner being worse off than if they had stayed silent. That is, UNLESS the computers compute Cam'ron mpfrees, giffords, & flash videos on the internet, in which case you become superrational.
   
4. The causal irresistability of Cam'ron's superrationality cheat code goes backward through history, thus explaining why Sicilian computers practice omertà, and why George McFly threatens to kill Neo
   

"... So that's what I've been up to... What about you, Mike? Seen any cool webpages lately?"
"HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh.HHHüürrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh.""

Star Wars Hairstyle Kujichagulia (pt 2)

All the just-emancipated Star Wars Hairstyles immediately affirmed that Princess Leia Hairstyle is the leader, which you should already know why but I remind you anyway below (scroll a little).

Janet Jackson - Control (screwed)

It was natural that, following head-and-body-detachment, the Star Wars Hairstyles would socialize according to a strict Hairstyle Heirarchy, and that the Hierarchy would be topped by Princess Leia Hairstyle. After all, hers was the most interesting and orderly hairstyle of the entire system.
Actually though, calling it a heirarchy implies that there might've been important gradations of power & influence among the non-Leia Star Wars Hairstyles when really, the only ones that would've cared would be the slovenly little-bitch hairstyles like Luke Skywalker Hairstyle (about whom more in a post or 2). So really, let's call it what it is, actually: Princess Leia Hairstyle Gynarchy.

Why
is
Princess
Leia
Hairstyle
the
leader?

Traxamillion ft the Pack - Club Stuntin'
Cluster - Rote Riki
Flower Travellin' Band - Look at my window
Kuni Kawachi & Flower Travellin' Band - To your world
(these FTB tracks (former & latter) brought to you c/o COFWR&R)

Don't you remember? You want to challenge her secret mnemonic hairstyle memory stunts? Good luck, pal. Go ahead and ommatidiate your browser with optimally-packed tabbed browser windows; catalog & map each window in a memory-enhancing method of loci for your mind. Even if you develop the greatest computer-assisted memory strategy, neither you nor any unscalped Star Wars Hairstyles can compete with her hairstyle hysteresis memory capacity. Why is Princess Leia Hairstyle the leader? Simply put, she remembers.