OW SHIT!
Where was I?
Bill Withers - Hello like beforeLFO - Flu shot Sorry I didn't blog for a month. Me &
Dr. Jacoby were doing other things! That guy is cool! He is a really good guy, in spite of he's a
hippy!
My blog might pause but please believe I stay without a pause. Please do
not believe my belief in
Michael McDonald's cause pauses.
I am trying to believe I don't believe that. I must not believe that.
MC Miker G & DJ Sven - Holiday Rap (You know these guys listened to Rapper's Delight a lot and then jacked a great Madonna song, and then added
JME-esque vocal sample samplering virtuosity which then soundtracked the
Lil Superstar Tube. But I was surprised by their
choreography,
leather pants, and
the fact
that one
of the
dudes is
actually Borat)
In case you forgot or if you never knew, I here am in
Dr. Jacoby's
assisted living facility because
Michael McDonald here is getting help. Let me back up: Back in the day, me & Mike had
gone a ring dang a dong for a Secret Google holiday to
Epcot Center because that supposed to help me detoxify my listening habits from
Dipset, but instead, I just got more addicted and we just
wound up partying and
Mike got in a
fight with the Imagineers. In which
fight Mike got completely
etherized, after which
E. Coli etherization Mike dissappeared in shame, during which dissappearance
I was so worried about where
Michael McDonald was at that I also was worried about where
he wasn't at. Also during which dissappearance,
Mike descended into a downward spiral that culminated in him reading, on my blog,
an offhand and inapt description of his voice I wrote), by which and then which in which downward culmination he was
influenced to develop
delusions of talking like Chewbacca, for which delusions
Dr. Jacoby and I have tried to apply
disabusal techniques, but to no avail. And so now we're
waiting for some dude, which dude
Dr. Jacoby has said to be is
the evilest man,
eviller than Dick Cheney,
eviller than Olivia Newtrix,
everywhere like such as, who somehow has enough power to heal
Michael McDonald. So now.....
...We wait...
Waiting sucks but me &
Jacoby are having good times. For a while we were havin good times
loopin tubes... FUKENGRUVEN TUBEN LOOPEN NEWTON.
Yeah,
loopin tubes can be good times, but also versatile and powerful times --
mournful,
therapeutic,
poppy,
trendy,
hungry,
appellational, inspirational, or even
politically scientifical!
Lil Wayne - Pussy Monster (been checkin
YouTube daily for a decent quality version of this performance, ever since
I saw it live)
Dog Muraas - SentupowerBut then we made
the most joyous discovery!
A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN PLAY
FAKE NINTENDO IN YOUR BROWSER.
FOR
EVERY NINTENDO GAME EVER, THERE IS A FAKE GAME.
ALMOST -- THEY ARE WITHOUT A PUNCH OUT (
emoticon cries)
THEY EVEN HAVE A
MIKHAIL GORBACHEV-THEMED GAME.
& though controlling fake nintendo with arrow keys is physically challenging
I don't think I will be able to stop myself from trying to beat
Kung Fu &
Mario 3...
So you know: if it so happens that I neglect
Michael McDonald's issues and I never post on this blog again, it'll be because I can't stop playing fake nintendo on my browser.
But then...
"Hey Jacoby?"
"Yes?"
"Why does it feel like I'm
not allowed to think about George Clinton anymore?"
"Ohshitoh shitoh shit ohshit. Oh!"
"What is it?"
"
HE'S ALMOST HERE! SHIT!"
"
HIM?"
"
Him. Do you have a pen?"
"No. Why?"
"Good. Stay not having a pen. Whatever you do, it is essential that you don't sign or say
your name, under no circumstances."
(Also, speaking of essential, I don't know if it's essential for you to listen to this
Skream - Essential mix (Mass Mirror'd) (
tracklist)
but it is essential for me to vocalize along with
Skream's bass engineering (i.e., "
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH;
wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh" (i.e., I literally heard myself say that (i.e., think of it like air guitar but with phonemes and you can hear it))) & I know
it is not essential to listen to a DJ who names himself after
other
people's
pants:
Them Jeans - All Work, All Play (
tracklist)
which is exactly why
we must listen to it)
"
SERIOUSLY, WATCH YOUR NAME, DUDE!"
"
My name? But why?"
"THE LAWYERS, MAN!
HIS LAWYERS!!!"
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